{"product_id":"inferior-martini-pillow","title":"Inferior Martini Pillow","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"cc-tabs__tab-headers-container\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cc-tabs__tab\" role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"cc-tabs__tab__panel rte\" role=\"tab\" id=\"product-tab-panel1_7934963220554\" aria-labelledby=\"product-tab-panel1_7934963220554\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the ones who believe in good manners, better cocktails, and never settling for less. This pillow is for fans of the iconic Patricia Altschul, who said it best: ‘I have no interest in an inferior martini.’ Because on or off the veranda, elegance is always served—shaken, not stirred.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"TMD by Thomas Matthew Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51402581082407,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0674\/8877\/6487\/files\/Screenshot2026-05-17at10.55.01PM.png?v=1779073141","url":"https:\/\/shop-tmd.com\/products\/inferior-martini-pillow","provider":"TMD by Thomas Matthew Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}